Steve Dice

Atole con el dedo.

I thought he was against immigration.

—Hey, how do I do this?

—Well, you need to know how to do it and then do it

It’s easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.

So you’re that one guy that shows up out of nowhere and starts seeding when I’ve given up on a torrent. You’re doing God’s work.

So that’s why she’s so pretty.

I will always remember all of my engineering, chemistry and physics friends in uni complaining about how expensive all the shit they had to buy was and me being like

Someone that insecure would have fucked it up anyway.

At least he’s safe from Jolene now.

This eerily reminds me to the “minute of hate”

It was midnight on a Friday. The joke writes itself.

You are required unless you want them to destroy your luggage. Do you get off on being pedantic?

I didn’t know about this and still participated by accident. What I’m trying to say is that if 1 day counts as boycott I’m severely concerned by the overreliance the general public has on those companies.

Yes, you are, you can look this up in like 12 seconds. The TSA as a whole was also not arrested. If a random worker in the French government uses the backdoor to spy on people and they’re found out, I’m sure they’ll be arrested. It really feels like you’re just giving the analogy more strength with each comment.

It doesn’t have a proper dark theme in Windows so it let me down when it flashbanged me.

You are subject to a law requiring the lock you use to have a TSA backdoor added if you travel anywhere the TSA has jurisdiction.

Thanks! I’ve been out of customer service for about 5 years and the last thing I did was literally closing people’s bank accounts for harassment so I guess it all evened out and the end?

Yeah, in my experience private trackers are a bunch of petty tyrants with control issues. My experience is very limited as I’ve never been part of one on account of me telling them to fuck off.

Do you unlock your bags before pushing them through the scanner? I only do it if they ask me to and that only happens directly in front of me. But sure, let’s assume bags were fully unlocked and unattended, it’s still a case of representatives of a government organization (aka the good guys) with full access to a backdoor showing that they’re not to be trusted, which is the entire point I’m trying to make.

That’s true but realistic lightning still wouldn’t make anywhere near the same amount of difference that the other example shows.