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  • I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

    The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat.

    Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.




  • PieFed has this really nice feature that deletes old stuff over time per community

    On the one hand, that’s a cool feature and I can see how this could keep storage costs down.

    On the other hand, access to old conversations is one of the main appeals of forums. If I knew my posts were guaranteed to disappear after X days, I’d reconsider posting there at all.













  • Lowering the cost to produce would require massively scaling production and/or taking a loss (see: Amazon Kindle).

    Also, the cheap ones now likely have really low frame rates.

    If you want one that’s fast enough to be a smartphone or computer screen (and not just an eReader), someone needs to front the R&D money to make that possible.


























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