Universal Monk

Socialist Mormon Satanist. Socialist Workers Party Kopimist. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. Work-free. Over 45,000 downvotes hurled at me for refusing to kneel and vote for the capitalist Duopoly. Despite the attempts to silence me, I’m still here. I won’t be stopped.

  • 450 Posts
  • 652 Comments
Joined 4 months ago
Cake day: October 27th, 2024
  • Universal MonktoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•doge.gov got hackedEnglish
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    6 days ago

    **UPDATE: He got banned. So all good! Thanks to the mods and admins who helped me out! ** Guys, this isn’t actually me. This guy is really really mad that he couldn’t get rid of me. So now he goes and uses my name on other instances in the hopes that people will accuse me of ban evasion. I’ve reported to the mods. :)

    There are no Lemmy rules against using someones username from a different instance. But he’s doing it just to get me canceled. Very maggoty of him.

    I know who he is and he knows I know. lol

    NOTE: not that I am famous or anything. So many of you may not know my name. But this user is going around in other threads trying to get me banned. I have some um, “passionate” haters from a time before the election. They can’t let it go and still hound me.

    As you can see in this screencap of one of several threads to get rid of me. LMAO:

  • Universal MonktoConservative•Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull'English
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    7 days ago

    Just so you all know, OP is not me and I have nothing to do with him or his account.

    It’s the same guy who has been making other accounts similar to my name in an effort to get people to tag me for ban evasion. I’ve reported to mods and the admin.

    Basically what happens is that every time there is yet another thread about banning me from the fediverse, he pops up under his real username and says variations of, “Look this is an alt of Univeral Monk. He’s ban evading!”

    And then everyone goes into a rant and starts using that as a reason I should get banned. And it happened just the other day. Again.

    And he knows I know who he is, so he even created parody accounts of his own real username, then popped up to say I was behind those accounts as well.

    Pretty meta and clever, but it’s Lemmy, so…

    Man, people are really mad I didn’t vote for Harris! lmao

    No regrets! :)

    I’m sticking the screenshot of my message to the admin of his instance so I can point people here for proof that it’s not me and that I explained what he is up to:

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