I would also love to hear yours. That line of sparkling comparison is definitely something I’m going to add to my vocabulary

Clap. Clap. Clap.

That’s a good point. I’m out!

Hehe well, knowing your doing something and saying you’re doing something is definitely a skill authoritarian governments have mastered.

I the a huge air tight blanket over the whole party at this point is the best way to get full coverage.

Tell that to the democrats

;)

Or just give them blanks and hope all the noise chases the would be attacker away

Woo woo housing market is gonna craaaaaassshhhhh… just in time for me to leave the country to avoid persecution. Crap.

Correct.

Israel doesn’t think it’s genocide.

Israel doesn’t think it’s genocide.

SeaWorld starts sweating.

Haha it’s not. You probably work in a restaurant. I’m just cracking wise.

Under that eye, gurl! Next on Oprah.

Pretty good for a mortician.

Because everyone knows if you say it’s not genocide, it’s not genocide. 🇨🇳🇮🇱🇷🇺🇺🇸

Being under 14, believe it or not… jail.

Obviously you have a house for your baby 🙄

Power and volume up for new phones, and then power and home for older ones with Touch ID.

Also, so you know, if you press power 5 times it will ask if you want an emergency call, say no, but after you do it your PIN is required to unlock. No biometrics work at that point. So, no one can force you to touch or look at it. I don’t know if it puts the phone in that “mode” or not, but it’s a handy trick.