• @xmunk
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      523 months ago

      He should have seen it coming - we talked about it at all the deep state meetings.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        373 months ago

        Are those the same meetings where you plan the destruction of American cities and the nuclear family?

        • Optional
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          333 months ago

          Oh c’mon SatansMaggotyCumFart, you got the agenda notes

            • @xmunk
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              193 months ago

              To your question: Yes they are. And what you did with that fish was practically a war crime. We’ll revisit your membership in 23 weeks at the anniversary.

              RIP Fish, RIP.

                • @xmunk
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                  93 months ago

                  Yea, it wasn’t a warcrime - that’s part of the problem.

        • @[email protected]
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          113 months ago

          Yes. Of course. Why don’t you join? We could use some people on the turn-the-friggin-frogs-gay chemtrail planning committee.

        • @[email protected]
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          103 months ago

          He sarcastically referred to counsel as “your highness,” answered questions by stating “let me see if I can get this through your thick skull,” and repeatedly shouted, “what is wrong with you?” He repeatedly referred to Judge Wang as “disgusting” while mocking these proceedings.

          What an absolute charmer!

          • mozzOP
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            83 months ago

            Tell me you’re so much not a downtrodden victim, that the very concept of a venue where you don’t make all the rules and can’t do literally anything you want, is offensive and confusing to you.

        • @[email protected]
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          103 months ago

          When he said „obviously you don’t have a my pillow“ it must have been so hard not to reply „yes, my pillow is not lumpy“.

        • @[email protected]
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          93 months ago

          It’s hilarious because I know someone with a MyPillow. I felt it. It is so. Fucking. Lumpy lmao.

          • mozzOP
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            73 months ago

            If you sell non-lumpy pillows, and someone calls your pillows lumpy, you can laugh it off, because they’re wrong. Him cursing and whining about it like a 13-year-old is instant confirmation that yep, they’re lumpy as fuck and he knows it.

    • Jesus
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      73 months ago

      And his pillows are too lumpy for the Deep Sleep to reinvigorate him.