The Picard Maneuver to Funny • 3 months agoThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldimagemessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1396arrow-down141
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minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink7•3 months agoIf Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded. Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off… Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
minus-square@threelonmusketeerslinkEnglish5•3 months ago what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
I prefer to piss in the wood stove.
How about the humidifier?
I’ll have to try that.
If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.
Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…
Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
“Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
Golden vapours.
Perfect.
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