• FfaerieOxide
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    13 months ago

    And if you salt it, just take yourself straight to jail.

    Apples or tomatoes?

      • FfaerieOxide
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        13 months ago

        Salting… Apples.

        AGAINST THE GODDAMN WALL!

        Honey, when I—and will I ever—get the wall, it won’t because I recognize salt brings out the flavor of sweet foods.