[pictured: a sobbing Pepe the frog holding a gun to the roof of their mouth]

>be depressed loser
>heard getting a dog helps so i do
>name her cinnamon because she’s brown
>depression slowly fades away
>cinnamon gets run over by drunk neighbor right in front of me

good one god very funny

  • @OneWomanCreamTeam
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    183 months ago

    Accidents happen, even if your dog is well trained. Drunk driving ends lots of innocent lives.