Every day, I inoculate myself against all manner of diseases. Every night, I sleep with hundreds of men, spreading my immunity across every delicious inch of them in a cascade of warm debauchery.

Soon, the gay convergence will arrive. Expect us.

Only way either will end up in court is if we begin blending billionaires, and I have little faith in that happening in the near term

I just hate that nothing will happen to musk or trump in any US court.

Turns out there are two kinds now, trafficked Chinese mafia slaves and Indian men looking to make 20k/year.

Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits

I am indescribably proud of my instance. No one has searched for that community yet, and I’m not going to force that revolting load into our server. Upsetting that it seems to be an active community, though.

“Shall we take him to the pit viper pit?”

“No, he deserves to suffer for his betrayal. Bring me the box turtle box.”

Out of curiosity, has anyone found any more conservative Lemmy communities? I’m always worried that we’ll get folks splitting off of rumble to find purchase here. So far, all of the c/conservative communities have been deliciously consumed by memes, but more is more funni

The chest and shoulder look great. The face? Not so much. There’s no cohesion of concept there. They have too much ink on their forehead, and it’s too faded.

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Edit: I membered

Tangentially related, but worth the read (Reddit link)

Good luck getting me while I’m on my rooftop and Korean

They would have spun it into something positive, either by editing or insincere language.

I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

What’s interesting is that this information would be invaluable in identifying voter disenfranchisement efforts. If the US survives 4 more years, we’ll be set

If they’re local police, you will have to move. You will be endlessly harassed, in the best case. Out of state, federal, etc., I’m less certain about petty grudges. Good chance their aim is better than yours, though. Unless you’re a rooftop korean

LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungry

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Please email me at [email protected] Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

Their messages are so highschooler-esque. What an utterly bizarre time to live in.

Stop motion puppet kaiju horror film. It’s worth checking out for the broad description alone

11 and 12 were created to prevent the birds from being damaged, but to what end? To keep them fresh longer?