• Hyphlosion
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        1 year ago

        @jmanjones

        •When Chuck Norris jumps in the river, he doesn’t get wet. The river gets Chuck Norris’d!

        •If you spell ‘C-H-U-C-K-N-O-R-R-I-S’ in Scrabble, you win! Forever.

        •When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s actually pushing Earth down.