• Captain Aggravated
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    8 months ago

    I couldn’t give the first two half-flaccid thrusts of a reluctant pity fuck.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Seems like you could since you’re still talking about this. But it also seems like you know that the answer is that it isn’t “Texican yeehaw mumblecore” and you’d have to say “okay, I guess I was wrong about that” or something of the like and admitting you’re wrong in the internet is not something that can be allowed.