• @sbv
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    61 month ago

    You don’t realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they’re clearly gross, but you don’t realize how gross.

    • The Assman
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      61 month ago

      You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you’re blue in the face and they’ll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.