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arrow-up1118arrow-down1external-linkIndiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwicheswww.nbcnews.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTransient PunklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoIn Catholicism beavers are fish.
minus-squareMelkath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down2·6 months agoAnd in absurdism, beavers are bees.
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·6 months agoI’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
minus-squareEmoDucklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoMa’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
In Catholicism beavers are fish.
And in absurdism, beavers are bees.
Both are busy, the logic checks out
I’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver