• radfrog
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    111 month ago
    • Teleporting Dr. Pepper can, so I can off tyrants, right wing nuts and dictators every 14.5h by summoning them inside their heads.

    • Not getting cancer sounds cool too

    • @Corkyskog
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      61 month ago

      If you can control any Milliliter of water, you can easily shred up people’s brains.

      • radfrog
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        31 month ago

        That’s close quarters. I can do more damage from far away with Dr. Peppers.

        • @Corkyskog
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          1 month ago

          Why close quarters? It gives no range, you could be watching live TV while assassinating people accross the world sitting on your couch drinking a dr pepper.

          I guess my point is I can think of other useful things to do by controlling a milliliter of water than dr. Pepper teleportation. Plus you have to wait a half day to kill again, I can theoretically kill one after another.