• @JadenSmith
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    1151 month ago

    Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.

    Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)