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    INEFFICIENT USE OF EMPLOYEE TIME DETECTED! XENO ZAPPER WILL BE DEPLOYED IN 5 SECONDS

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        Unscheduled loss of consciousness productivity detected, administering adrenaline and smelling salts, suspending ficsit coupon rewards until consciousness is restored employee performance exceeds contract-defined minimum.