“Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It’s not weird or anything. If you’d like, I wouldn’t mind having you too!”
“You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It’s just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I’m even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!”
I’ve been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical… - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P
“Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It’s not weird or anything. If you’d like, I wouldn’t mind having you too!”
Dungeons and (bad) Dragons
“You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It’s just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I’m even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!”
Wouldn’t be the first time.
Dungeons and (bed) Dragons
- ftfy:-P
Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.
I get the sense that you aren’t familiar with ‘Bad Dragon’, maybe Google can help you. ;)
Oh, you mean the company that sells game mats and T-shirts?
And hats!
My sweet summer child…
DISHWASHER-SAFE!? My how technology has changed… :-P
Feeling enlightened?
I know, right? Fuckin’ wild! So, tell us which one you decide to get!
I’ve been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical… - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P