• _haha_oh_wow_English
    1·
    6 months ago

    If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.

    • phdepressed
      2·
      6 months ago

      Sentience doesn’t mean it can move. You put it on the curb it’s going to the dump.

      • _haha_oh_wow_English
        1·
        6 months ago

        I’ll teach it to ride a scooter.

        Behold: Man made horrors beyond our comprehension.