z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down120
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoIf my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.
minus-squarephdepressedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoSentience doesn’t mean it can move. You put it on the curb it’s going to the dump.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoI’ll teach it to ride a scooter. Behold: Man made horrors beyond our comprehension.
If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.
Sentience doesn’t mean it can move. You put it on the curb it’s going to the dump.
I’ll teach it to ride a scooter.
Behold: Man made horrors beyond our comprehension.