• _haha_oh_wow_
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    5 months ago

    If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.

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      5 months ago

      Sentience doesn’t mean it can move. You put it on the curb it’s going to the dump.

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        5 months ago

        I’ll teach it to ride a scooter.

        Behold: Man made horrors beyond our comprehension.