NataliePortland to Mildly [email protected]English • 25 days ago"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down178file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1image"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caNataliePortland to Mildly [email protected]English • 25 days agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish3•25 days agoBurly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy. I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish3•25 days agoI’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish4•25 days agoGood thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•24 days agoI prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•23 days agoI saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.