What if I in Canada?
That’s because you spelled Yale with a 6.
Correct!
Yell at clouds
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Even if you do speak to a representative, most of the time they can’t help you because they’re only trained to help solve issues that can be solved online.
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Possibly multiple couches
It’s the one where Homer receives a million dollar check* in the mail and he was rich!
Also, he received a copy of Reading Digest and Lisa won some trip to Washington or something.
*Note: check was not honored as it had an exclamation point.
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
The headline was from the episode. It arrived after Skinner was upset that Bart discovered the comet and that the weather balloon of his butt was rereleased.
Prez says school is for losers
Presumably on a toilet.
Michael B. Jordan in shambles.
I don’t know.
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?
Awful School is Awful Rich