I’d be gay for Moleman.
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John Frink. Think OF ALL the wacky INVENTIONS he will be mAKIng.
The hamburger earmuffs alone will make us billionaires
Wait, isn’t Dr. Frink married?
Sea captain. He likes sunsets, what more could I want?
Sea captain is also a successful small business owner:
Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.
If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn’t live through the Disco era but they couldn’t be that bad, right?
I too welcome our Moleman overlords.
I do enjoy Disco Stu’s taste in music and lack of advertising.
The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I’m imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn’t sound too bad either.
I hear Otto has mustard.
Sea Captain knows how to get a girl wet.
He also has plenty of sea men.
Thar
she blows
Otto is chill and has good weed
And he likes to get blotto!
Doin Otto dirty.
The comic book guy is actually a genius, and rich.
And will die soon!
Comic book guy
Barney, he has a fantastic singing voice and flys a helicopter.
I’d go for Kirk.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
He also sleeps in a racecar bed, which is pretty neat.
The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.
uBlock Origin user here so I gotta go with Disco Stu.
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