I get it, Biden is old and that’s a problem, but why doesn’t anyone seem to have a problem with the fact that Trump is almost the same age, has 34 felonies, raped at least 2 women, went to Epstein’s Island 11 times, sexualized his own daughter, stole classified documents, aligned himself with Xi and Putin, and can’t remember common names?

Is all of that really better than being 2½ years older than he is right now?

  • @Mouselemming
    7•3 days ago

    Might be more effective to make him stay in it, all the way down

        • DebatableRaccoon
          4•3 days ago

          In the name of scientific accuracy, absolutely. Can’t go having inconclusive results, can we? Now I know one might be inclined to split him top and bottom but I posit we do left and right.

          • @[email protected]
            4•3 days ago

            Now I know one might be inclined to split him top and bottom but I posit we do left and right.

            so how about a compromise and splitting him in 8 parts along all three axes?

          • FuglyDuckEnglish
            4•3 days ago

            I have access to a cleaning/cutting/welding laser. I would like to do the vertical cut… that too is for science…

            • DebatableRaccoon
              2•2 days ago

              It’s not science unless you’re using fancy equipment during the practical experiment!

              • FuglyDuckEnglish
                1•2 days ago

                Have you seen the cost of those things? (Or what they do to rust?)

                • DebatableRaccoon
                  1•2 days ago

                  The cost, no. What they do to rust, yes. What they do to flesh… that’s part of the experiment.