Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago

I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize

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I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize

Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago

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I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize

It has been three days. The room is cold and dark, but your screens are blinding. You feel disoriented as you come in and out of dissociative episodes. Now and again, you laugh, to no accompaniment. Why are you here? Was this your fault?

(the joke is C++)

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The other joke is a reference to Ellison’s story, in case it wooshed.
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  I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
  
  If anyone wants a hint.
  
  It is amazing.

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