oleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 2 months agoWoman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia, second such killing in a monthwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1155arrow-down12
arrow-up1153arrow-down1external-linkWoman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia, second such killing in a monthwww.cbsnews.comoleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•2 months agoI’ll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months agoYour autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoMy spell check gave me … thermo nuclear device
minus-squareedriclinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoThat’s if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it’s gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.
minus-squarePennomilinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoThe one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….
I’ll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.
You spelled flamethrower wrong.
Your autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.
My spell check gave me … thermo nuclear device
Damn, hate it when that happens.
You mean orbital bombing?
That’s if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it’s gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.
The one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….