• BodilessGaze
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    5 months ago

    The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

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        On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.