• @Kimdracula
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    2 months ago

    I was 19 years old when a random chick literally asked me if I wanted to fuck her one night that I was jogging at the park. Like the typical virgin that I am just smiled and kept running… She was pretty, I should’ve just bit the bullet, especially since my sex life is non existent now.

    • @BrundleFly2077
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      192 months ago

      Wakes up later in a bath of ice, missing a kidney: “Worth it!” ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

      • @Kimdracula
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        2 months ago

        I don’t live in the USA that shit never occurs here.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          I mean, every euro tour nightmare story or movie I’ve seen ends up similarly. Look at Taken. Minus the missing kidneys, girl totally ended up a drugged up sex slave.

          • @Kimdracula
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            32 months ago

            I don’t live nearby Albanians either

    • edric
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      32 months ago

      Maybe she just wanted to become your familiar.