Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I’m a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

  • @verity_kindle
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    142 months ago

    Telling adults what to do will drive them to do the exact opposite. You tell me what to read, I’ll buy Clarkson an aircraft carrier! Don’t test me!

    • volvoxvsmarla
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      112 months ago

      I’m not sure you used drive intentionally but it was a good pun that made me breathe out through my nose real fast

      • @verity_kindle
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        52 months ago

        Not intentional, wish it were! I’m glad I could give someone a moment of joy. XD