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minus-squareCaplinkfedilink26•2 months agoIt’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink6•2 months agoI’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it. Plus I’m wildly unqualified.
It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.
You guys check your emails?
Just try and stop me
I’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it.
Plus I’m wildly unqualified.