• @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.

    Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.

    • @[email protected]
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      562 months ago

      No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

      • @[email protected]
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        152 months ago

        My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        272 months ago

        Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

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          152 months ago

          So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

          And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

    • @Varyk
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      142 months ago

      I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up

      • XIIIesq
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        52 months ago

        Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.

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          2 months ago

          Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted that comment, like “yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn’t good advice!*”