• @[email protected]
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      822 months ago

      Associated Press did a fact check and concluded that there was no evidence that he didn’t fuck a couch.

        • Clay_pidgin
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          212 months ago

          They removed the fact check that said he HADN’T made sweet love to a couch because their editorial standards require them to be absolutely sure, and there’s no way to be certain. After all, who amongst us has not been tempted by a sexy sofa or a charming Chesterfield.

      • @Ulvain
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        2 months ago

        I don’t pick his side. #BelieveCouches

      • @DoctorWhookah
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        412 months ago

        Good people. The best ones really. They’re all saying it.