• @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    So I can drive in the HOV lane, I can’t be mass arrested, and attempted murder against me is considered attempted genocide?

    My tax return is going to be enormous due to how many dependants I have. I’ll have enough money to get TF out of this crazy place.

    • @[email protected]
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      492 months ago

      What they’d really hate is not being able to jail pregnant women because the fetus is innocent

      • worldwidewave
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        412 months ago

        Just wait until Texas rules that the fetus was an accomplice, and gives a pregnant woman a double sentence.

        • @[email protected]
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          152 months ago

          Pregnant women kills an abusive husband and Texas tries the mother and fetus for murder…

          It’s less funny when you think about how they probably wouldn’t blink

        • @[email protected]
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          42 months ago

          But what if the fetus told the pregnant woman it would kill her and itself if she doesn’t kill her husband. Afraid of dying and losing her fetus she kills her husband.

          Let’s say the fetus gets a death sentence because obviously this person initiated everything. Would they wait for it to be born before killing it? Or would they kill it before birth what would be basically an abortion. But abortions are outlawed…

    • Flying Squid
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      322 months ago

      All the college kids get to start legally drinking nine months earlier! And legal weed too!