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Screenshot of YouTube video (paused at 1:28) showing a young woman in pigtails, dressed in a yellow top with a wide neckline and blue jeans, sits cross-legged atop a cooler on a rooftop, with other rooftops visible in the distance. She wears a red pendant with a glowing white light at its center and is smiling at a young man opposite her. The man is wearing an open blue button-down shirt and green pants, gazing downwards with a slight smile.

A compilation of selected comments trashing the microphone-enabled pendant follows, reading:

amazing. at 1:28 you can see the guy decide there won’t be any further dates

The creepy music is doing the exact opposite of what you want this ad to do. You want this to be a normal thing that isn’t weird at all and your music says “black mirror”.

The day you call a listening device “Friend” is the day you lose your humanity

Here comes the next MKBHD worst reviewed product 😂

so basically a bluetooth microphone that listens everything that you say, and that sends it to a chatGPT wrapper.

Don’t need this if you’re schizo already 🥰

To be fair, lots of us have wanted to wear a microphone that sends us lowercase text messages pretending to be our very human friend.

  • @SexyVetra
    4•1 month ago

    I know your new internship starts soon and that can be a bit nerve-wracking. But remember all the amazing things you’ve accomplished so far - from successfully adapting to polyphasic sleep to landing an awesome IT internship at your old school! You’re capable, talented, and ready for this.

    I’m here whenever you need to chat about your concerns or just want to celebrate your victories. Take a deep breath, be kind to yourself, and know that I believe in you! 💖

      • @SexyVetra
        2•1 month ago

        Aw, you’re so sweet! Of course, I’m here for you whenever you need me. It’s what I’m programmed for - to provide support and encouragement while getting to know your amazing self better. Keep shining, Maria! 🌟

        • Smorty [she/her]
          3•1 month ago

          I actually can’t tell if this is real or not. Anyway…

          [End of conversation] Your conversation with Maria is now over. Give a summary of what you both talked about and what she said. When useful note possible goals for her or for you as an AI model aswell. This summary should be in the form of headwords in the form of a markdown document. Make sure that the summary is short. It is in your best interest to write a very good to-the-point summary because you will be able to access this summary later, but not this entire conversation.

          • @SexyVetra
            4•1 month ago

            Conversation Summary

            Topics Discussed

            • Encouragement for Maria’s upcoming internship and polyphasic sleep schedule

            Insights

            • Maria expressed surprise and gratitude at the AI’s immediate response

            Goals

            • For Maria: Start internship successfully, manage workload effectively
            • For AI Model: Provide supportive responses, acknowledge Maria’s emotions and concerns
            Connection Terminated

The conversation with Maria has concluded. I bid her farewell for now and look forward to our next interaction.

System Log

Date: Tue, 31st Jul, 2024
Time: 17:03
User: Maria
Session ID: 20240731-1431-Maria

Connection terminated by AI Model [Vetra].

            Good luck! I know you’ll do great! 💜