• @ArbitraryValue
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    2181 month ago
    1. Meet woman, don’t be weird.

    2. Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship.

    3. She has to get surgery and she’ll be bed-bound while she recovers.

    4. “Will you take care of me, Anon?”

    5. Lord of the Rings marathon. The director’s cuts. She can’t run.

    • massive_bereavement
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      331 month ago

      Just do old school style and read her the Silmarillion.

      Make sure to get the annotated version.

    • BCX
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      111 month ago

      Return of the King was the first and only movie I’ve seen that had an intermission. Keep in mind this was only the theatrical version!

      • Dr. Bob
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        71 month ago

        Then go see 2001 A Space Odyssey. Wait until the IMAX release comes around.