• BudgetBandit
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    5 months ago

    Socket scientist here:

    Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.

    Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.

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      5 months ago

      Ah this makes me feel so much safer. I asked my electrician wife, she said I was just wrong and dumb.

      I’m glad I found an expert here

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      5 months ago

      Thank you. That was so interesting that, towards the end, I started worrying that a wrestler would jump from a great height and break a table or something! Glad I was wrong. 😂