• @ArbitraryValue
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    -81 month ago

    A seedless watermelon I bought once had a seed in it. What is society coming to?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      121 month ago

      This is an implied warranty of merchantability issue. They said boneless and it had a bone. In your watermelon example if you were hospitalized it’d be a valid claim to make.

      • @[email protected]
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        -31 month ago

        Noted. I’ll see you in the ER after I go in for an existential breakdown. If words don’t mean what they say they mean, what does anything mean? See a shrink, get labeled with PTSD, then I can sue the shit out of faceless corporate shitbags.

        The new American dream.