The GOP is scrambling to find a line of attack against Kamala Harris’s VP pick — and it’s not going well

Tim Walz has made his debut as Kamala Harris’ running mate, and Republicans are struggling to apply their standard villainization playbook to the Minnesota governor.

Walz has been making waves for weeks now as a good-natured, relatable politician with a particular aptitude for dressing down the Republican agenda in terms that any voter can understand — and the GOP hates it.

Republicans are scrambling to paint the governor-turned-VP candidate as a devilish Marxist hellbent on running the country into the ground — their usual stuff — while leveling a bunch of other really weird attacks. Here are some of their most pathetic attempts to turn voters against Walz.

  • @CountVon
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    1691 month ago

    Bet they wanted a Shapiro VP pick so bad. It would’ve been antisemitic space laser conspiracy theory bullshit 24/7 until the vote. Now all they’ve got is “how dare this man ensure school children have full bellies and necessary sanitary supplies every day.”

    • @[email protected]
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      991 month ago

      as it turns out, the strategy of “lets force everyone to have more babies, and then when kids go hungry, blame the parents specifically for having too many babies” isn’t panning out the way they hoped

      • @CountVon
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        771 month ago

        I’ve always felt that “have more babies but also fuck you for ever having sex” was a bit of wildly contradictory policy stance.

        • @[email protected]
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          671 month ago

          No, I actually get it. You ever seen a toddler jump in a puddle and then get upset that their legs got wet and dirty? It’s like that

          Fucking toddler logic.

          • Ech
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            191 month ago

            That’s giving them far too little credit for their cruelty.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 month ago

      This tactic of picking someone that the Republicans didn’t expect and haven’t had time to build a narrative about is working extremely well.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        If I put my conspiracy hat on for a split second I want to say this is a machiavellian (sp?) move by the DNC. I’m reluctant to give them that much credit though.

    • @[email protected]
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      201 month ago

      But hey, now they can claim that not picking Shapiro was antisemitic! 🙄

      Never mind the tiki torches and chants of “Jews will not replace us” in the distance…

      • partial_accumen
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        181 month ago

        Isn’t antisemitism a hard sell to Harris who is a Presidential candidate that is married to a Jewish man?

        • @[email protected]
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          171 month ago

          You would think so, but I’ve heard it on talk radio already. Verbatim: “Harris didn’t pick Shapiro because Democrats hate Jews!”

          Uh, there’s one major party that is so hard-up for votes that they now welcome neo-Nazis to their convention, and it’s not the Democrats…

          • Pelicanen
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            81 month ago

            I mean, I’ve also heard them parrot Russian propaganda that Zelensky is a nazi despite being, you know, jewish. Logic doesn’t really enter their minds.

          • @[email protected]
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            41 month ago

            Yes, Harris, whose husband is Jewish, hates Jews.

            I know reality means nothing to them, but it makes their floundering all the more funny.

        • @[email protected]
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          81 month ago

          They call Bernie Sanders antisemitic. Factual reality is absolutely irrelevant to the shit spewing from their mouths.