• @[email protected]
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    1021 month ago

    The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.

    • @akilou
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      181 month ago

      I need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase

        • @[email protected]
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          141 month ago

          I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.

          • @[email protected]
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            61 month ago

            “Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”

            • Tar_Alcaran
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              101 month ago

              *housepad, shaped like a little home

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          I used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.

            • @[email protected]
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              11 month ago

              Usually I understand why people would say this. I’m very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I’m baffled by this one.

              Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don’t know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?