• Sabata
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    321 month ago

    Top news: The Exxon-Moble Conflagration of Souls shows no signs of letting up temperatures soar as per usual.

      • @[email protected]
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        121 month ago

        I think we keep the company names to make it more digestible for the not terminally online. And use executive names as the sub titles.

        • lettruthout
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          111 month ago

          Yeah, like this… “Our top story tonight, the Chevron/Mike Wirth heatwave, was responsible for 10 more deaths yesterday."

          How do we get this started? If we can erroneously associate a VP candidate with intimate furniture acts, then this must be possible.

    • @marine_mustang
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      91 month ago

      “Our top story tonight, the Shell Arctic EZ-Bake heatwave, now in its third week, shows no signs of letting up.”