ALiteralShovel to

Lemmy [email protected] • 28 days ago

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

ALiteralShovel to

Lemmy [email protected] • 28 days ago

Please don’t ask why I need this.

The food has to be something I can easily find.

EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I’m never doing this shit again

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@rc__buggy
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12•29 days ago
Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.

I misread it earlier as “without”
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  3•28 days ago
  Title is different outside and inside post. Not sure what sorcery this is but it’s funny.
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    1•27 days ago
    Shenanigans!

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