A former employee of a school district in Illinois has pleaded guilty to stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from the district’s food service.
  • DominusOfMegadeus
    58•28 days ago

    It’s unclear what Liddell did with $1.5 million worth of wings.

    Come On journalists, we are dying over here

    • magnetosphere
      14•28 days ago

      Yeah, I was hoping the story would explain that she was supplying a friend’s restaurant or something.

    • @charade_you_areEnglish
      8•28 days ago

      I’m pretty sure I could eat them before they spoil

      • @[email protected]
        18•28 days ago

        That is a FUCK TON of chicken wings.

        Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings.

        So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings.
        2,329,193 wings.

        What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.

        • @charade_you_areEnglish
          4•28 days ago

          Well you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.