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    4 months ago

    >new job
    >no clue what duties are
    >manager out sick with severe oral chlamydia
    >ask coworker
    >smells like a sweat sock doused in ammonia
    >nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma
    >somehow surmises I’m trying to smash
    >grimace.wave
    >I silently retreat
    >still need money
    >surveillance is the only route forward
    >surreptitiously watch coworker
    >they never notice
    >gradually learn how to use the register
    >discover job duties
    >uncover weed stashes
    >encounter the cum room
    >my picture above a desecrated bucket
    >cease hiding my reconnaissance
    >they cease visiting the cum room
    >still sneaks peeks at me
    >bust them for weed stashes
    >work suddenly feels safe
    >feelsgoodman.png

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      4 months ago

      “>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma”

      Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?