trek32@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoHe has lasted 4 mooches so far, good for himlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1428arrow-down19
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minus-squarekambushalinkfedilinkarrow-up105arrow-down1·3 months agoJD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on
minus-squareFrog@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up33·3 months ago…So when he puts his hand in his pants it feels like a tight sofa cushion.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoPlease stop. JD Vance can only get so erect.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoJD Vance wears boxers over his tighty-whities, pass it on
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoJD Vance licks his envelopes to seal them… and also to open them. Pass it on.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoJD Vance lays a coating of toilet paper on the toilet seat, then still does a hover anyway. Pass it on.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoHe learned that technique from Guiliani’s bed-tuck.
JD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on
…So when he puts his hand in his pants it feels like a tight sofa cushion.
Please stop. JD Vance can only get so erect.
JD Vance wears boxers over his tighty-whities, pass it on
JD Vance licks his envelopes to seal them… and also to open them. Pass it on.
JD Vance lays a coating of toilet paper on the toilet seat, then still does a hover anyway. Pass it on.
Oh I heard it’s the other way around
He learned that technique from Guiliani’s bed-tuck.