"I feel like we can breathe for the first time in a year and a half," one of the women said. The Star Tribune article noted Edrington "seemed to not fully appreciate how a married couple would be devastated by the prospect of redefining their family and being ordered by a court to share custody of their child."
Unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one night stand to determine if a child resulted in those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever.
And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Elle Woods had this covered lol