• mechoman444
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    451 month ago

    Hold up any bank in the United States. Make sure it’s not armed and don’t actually take anything.

    You’ll get like five years in the feds. Do 3.5-4 years in a camp. Get universal healthcare and free meals…

    America is a third world country.

    • AbsentBird
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      1 month ago

      And if you don’t get caught you can use the money for food, housing and healthcare.

        • AbsentBird
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          141 month ago

          Only 10% of bank robberies fail, and 80% of stolen bank money is never recovered.

          • @zalgotext
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            131 month ago

            Brb gonna go research a new uh… Hobby