Flying Squid to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world • 1 month ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down114
arrow-up1277arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink32•1 month agoI love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•1 month agoyeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoHe just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him. Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 month agoHe measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.
Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
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