• jubilationtcornpone
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    2 months ago

    Approximately 18 Months Later…

    MORDOR BANKRUPT!

    Sauron and Saruman indicted for mass accounting fraud. Auditor, ORC CPA, PLLC named as accomplice.

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      Lord Sauron is appealing “This shortsighted decision from a corrupt partisan commission” and announces a countersuit alleging theft and demanding return of certain items of his personal property that were taken from his office under the new business anti espionage laws.

      These include apparently a shirt of mail and some unnamed pieces of jewelry.