For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
It’s Parachute not paraCanopy or paraWing, hell I’ll even take paraplegic is what can happen if ya don’t use your chute!
I’ll see myself out now…