• @[email protected]
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    1122 days ago

    screw you, my wife loves my jokes.

    my farts, on the other hand, don’t quite amuse her as much as myself.

    • @jballs
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      222 days ago

      What’s her stance on fart jokes?

      • @[email protected]
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        21 days ago

        In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.

        If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.

        However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.