• Flying SquidOP
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      520 days ago

      Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?

      • @[email protected]
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        420 days ago

        I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.

        • @[email protected]
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          219 days ago

          Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

          • @zalgotext
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            118 days ago

            If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued

      • @[email protected]
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        220 days ago

        I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.