but not in your garden or with your windows open, because that’s too close to me

Where are you getting this from? There’s a big difference between in a beer garden full of people and in your own garden.

If I can smell it it’s too close to me. You explain to me how it is ridiculous to demand people respect social boundaries Unless of course you’re a person who believes they should be allowed to do whatever the hell they want because they feel like it, in which case you can go walk off a short pier.

Please do better